Renegade Nun Makes Shocking Announcement: Indulgences for Sinners Now for Sale!

Shock and Horror Galvanizes Conservative Churches
as Sister Mary Erotica Starts Selling
Perpetual Indulgences via Internet

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Astounding News! Sister Mary Erotica has the unmitigated nerve and chutzpah to bring forth into our Modern Age a bold revival of a practice of the Ancient Autocratic Church -- and sell “Perpetual Indulgences” for the Forever Forgiveness of your activities related to “The Pleasures of the Flesh”!!!

These INDULGENCES are:
* Delightfully Designed
* Absurdly Affordable
* A Controversial Conversation Piece
* A Gracious & Generous Gift

Document Ordering Instructions
To order your Perpetual Indulgence
-- PERSONALIZED with your name --

Please send an e-mail to abarczay@earthlink.net
with "Indulgence Order" in Subject line.

Hurry! Do it NOW!
Can your bruised & battered immortal Soul really afford to wait???

Your investment in your Perpetually Positive Peace of Mind:
An amazingly paltry $9.95 (yes, that includes $ & H!)

Detailed Ordering instructions will be sent you by e-mail.

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